{"id":2436,"date":"2016-02-26T09:00:58","date_gmt":"2016-02-26T14:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsffa.ca\/?p=2436"},"modified":"2016-02-25T11:12:55","modified_gmt":"2016-02-25T16:12:55","slug":"pity-the-it-guy-at-hogwarts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monsffa.ca\/?p=2436","title":{"rendered":"Pity the IT guy at Hogwarts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>ANY SUFFICIENTLY ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY. <\/strong>Radio Times found a very funny site: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.radiotimes.com\/news\/2016-02-23\/someone-is-pretending-to-be-the-it-guy-at-hogwarts-and-its-hilarious\">\u201cSomeone is pretending to be the IT guy at Hogwarts and it\u2019s hilarious\u201d<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The blog is the fictionalised account of an American muggle named Jonathan Dart working as Hogwarts\u2019 first IT guy. The somewhat grumpy character is constantly solving problems and handling the struggles of being a Muggle in a magic world.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>I laughed out loud at this earlier entry:<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"post-content\">\n<h2 class=\"title\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thesetupwizard.tumblr.com\/post\/139244358403\/necessary-equipment\">Necessary\u00a0Equipment<\/a><\/h2>\n<div class=\"body-text\">\n<p>If my \u201cimproper\u201d spelling of the word \u2018color\u2019 hasn\u2019t cued you in, I am originally from the other side of the pond from Hogwarts. Let me tell you, you cannot find a decent cup of coffee anywhere in Hogsmeade. I\u2019m cool with tea, but sometimes a man needs a taste of what singlehandedly got him through his early 20s.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, I was able to work a Keurig into the budget this month. 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