{"id":4231,"date":"2017-01-16T13:53:14","date_gmt":"2017-01-16T18:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsffa.ca\/?page_id=4231"},"modified":"2017-01-16T13:53:14","modified_gmt":"2017-01-16T18:53:14","slug":"the-growling-by-jody-lynn-nye","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.monsffa.ca\/?page_id=4231","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;The Growling&#8221;, by Jody Lynn Nye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--StartFragment -->&#8220;The Growling&#8221;, by Jody Lynn Nye (originally published in _Chicks in<br \/>\nChainmail_, 1994)<\/p>\n<p>Imagine this: a village of female Amazon barbarian savage-type<br \/>\nwarriors, okay? And they&#8217;re all living together. And you know what<br \/>\nhappens when you got a bunch of chicks all living together, right?<br \/>\nTheir cycles synch up! So all the Amazonian Warrior Babes, they all get\u00a0 their period at the same time! Cramps and all! HILARIOUS, right?<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;You&#8217;re not laughing. 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